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<item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[im not a big hillary supporter or anything and i think gender studies is a joke of academic field, but i have to admit that i think they kind of have a point here<br />
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i think the objection that women have to "bitch" is that its gender specific...like theres something about the fact that its a female who is bucking orthodox gender roles that makes it especially bad. to me this highlights the fact that women are unfairly held to a higher standard than men when it comes to asshole moves<br />
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i agree in large measure with the hillary people when they say that the things hillary has said and done that are widely perceived as bitchy wouldnt draw any special attention if they were done by a dude<br />
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john mccain has said and done some serious asshole things (calling his wife a cunt in public, unapologetically referring to asians as gooks) and it hardly ever even comes up, and when it does its laughed off or even admired. if hillary did anything like that she would immediately be megabitch<br />
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even in everyday life, just sitting around a lunch table and talking about anything, if a woman presents an argument or viewpoint in a forceful way, people get agitated and start with the "whoa what a bitch" whereas guys are allowed even to yell and swear and they get applauded and commended for being such effective speakers<br />
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am i really the only one here who has seen this?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>External Memory (RAM)</title><description><![CDATA[I didnt know that I had to worry about how much RAM the board can handle. <br />
<br />
Thanks Rick.<br />
<br />
I'm probably better off just building.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=36&amp;id=3445</link></item><item><title>Forgotten Kisses</title><description><![CDATA[with shit like that, i end up eating the batter and never cooking it.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3431</link></item><item><title>Montezumas favorite drink</title><description><![CDATA[clearly this is for enema only]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3392</link></item><item><title>External Memory (RAM)</title><description><![CDATA[I don't think you can ever get enough RAM.<br />
<br />
I just doubled the (internal)RAM in my 4+year old PC to 2GB.<br />
<br />
Increasing your RAM is the best and simplest upgrade you can do for an old PC.<br />
<br />
Don't just go off buying any old RAM chips. Consult your mainboard manual for the type and quantity of RAM it can handle.<br />
<br />
Never heard of external RAM. I've heard of partitioning an HDD to create a RAM booster, but the speed is slower than mainboard mounted RAM.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=36&amp;id=3445</link></item><item><title>Montezumas favorite drink</title><description><![CDATA[Am I supposed to drink it or use it as an enema?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3392</link></item><item><title>Forgotten Kisses</title><description><![CDATA[Around here, they'd all be gone before midnight.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3431</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[Interesting observation, Shorbe.<br />
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I hadn't really thought about it but after reading your post I realized that I experienced the same impressions during my year in Viet Nam.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[<span class="large"><span class="blunami">GODDAMNED SOUL SUCKERZ!</span></span>]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[<span class="small">i eat souls</span>]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>Favorite pron stars</title><description><![CDATA[aaaaaahhhhh<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="small">skeet skeet skeet</span> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=37&amp;id=3425</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[i dont think there are enough active threads in any subforum to justify its existence as a separate subforum<br />
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everything should just be put in general discussions and that should be the only forum]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr /><b><a href="http://www.thinkattack.com/members.php?id=136" rel="external">Run's House</a> #4 @Tue, 05-13-08, 08:46AM</b><br />
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that's called slowchat <hr /></div>Word<br />
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SlowChat is soul food :)]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[I want 17 forums.<br />
<br />
That is my favoriteisted number]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>Disable Media</title><description><![CDATA[That's fine and all, BUT is there a way to make the videos automatically blare at full blast, or goatse pics go full screen automatically?<br />
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If so, Imma start linking better shit!<img class="smile" src="http://www.thinkattack.com/emoticons/wink.gif" alt="wink" title="wink" /> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=46&amp;id=3446</link></item><item><title>Greatest Comedies</title><description><![CDATA[<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr /><b><a href="http://www.thinkattack.com/members.php?id=77" rel="external">shorbe</a> #16 @Mon, 05-12-08, 09:12PM</b><br />
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Having said that, when you get away from the really weird porn, I actually prefer Asian porn to Western porn, although I hate the pixellation.<hr /></div><br />
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Fuck japanese censored pron. I want to see the sideways vajayjay, damn you!]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3433</link></item><item><title>Favorite pron stars</title><description><![CDATA[Skeet skeet skeet]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=37&amp;id=3425</link></item><item><title>Disable Media</title><description><![CDATA[always lookin' out for the workin' man <img class="smile" src="http://www.thinkattack.com/emoticons/wink.gif" alt="wink" title="wink" /> <br />
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cool feature. thanks Dean]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=46&amp;id=3446</link></item><item><title>Disable Media</title><description><![CDATA[For all you working folks, within your preferences, you can now disable images and flash/youtube content.<br />
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The settings are stored in cookies rather than under your account so on your work computer you can have the media disabled while still have it visible on your home computer without having to adjust your settings.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=46&amp;id=3446</link></item><item><title>Favorite pron stars</title><description><![CDATA[Here is a cake Katie can make:<br />
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<<a href="http://www.noooz.com/archives/gfxbin/2006/05/CAKE.jpg" title="http://www.noooz.com/archives/gfxbin/2006/05/CAKE.jpg" rel="external">pic</a>> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=37&amp;id=3425</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr /><b><a href="http://www.thinkattack.com/members.php?id=62" rel="external">Secret Asian Man</a> #2 @Mon, 05-12-08, 09:45PM</b><br />
<br />
i feel the complete opposite way. i think there should just be one forum<hr /></div><br />
that's called slowchat ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>Favorite pron stars</title><description><![CDATA[cake is good<br />
PrOn AND cake....<br />
<br />
hmmmm<br />
google that!]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=37&amp;id=3425</link></item><item><title>External Memory (RAM)</title><description><![CDATA[Is there such a thing? <br />
If there is, how is it? <br />
Is it better to just upgrade internally?<br />
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Right now I have 512 but how much does one REALLY need?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=36&amp;id=3445</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[I think that the forum topics as they exist categorically leave room for advice, although what you posted in SC was more of a personal "what do you think" type of question.<br />
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IMO I think you were looking for an opinion from those of us who know you best, so perhaps a "staff only" advice forum may have been more towards what you were looking for, yet still might not be the answer.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[i feel the complete opposite way. i think there should just be one forum]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>America freedom to fascism</title><description><![CDATA[i havent seen this thing so i cant address anything said in it directly, but the 16th amendment really just removed the apportionment barrier<br />
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how do the anti-income-tax people respond to the really simple and direct and orthodox argument that congress is empowered to levy taxes by article 1 section 8]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3440</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[Payne: You'd laugh your arse off here in Taiwan. Most Western women here can't get near a guy and they bitch and moan endlessly about it. They aren't interested in local guys, yet they despise Taiwanese girls for supposedly "stealing" their men and they hate Western men for chasing Taiwanese girls.<br />
<br />
To most Western men, Western women are invisible in this country. I know one I would have dated before I met my gf, and she's leaving in a few months anyway. Then there's one other who is pretty and nice, but (like so many Western girls here, and I don't know exactly why this happens), she's put on a ton of weight since she's been here. The other dozen or two I know here I wouldn't think twice about. There's one I dated really briefly when I first got here, and she's young and attractive...until she opens her mouth (and you should have heard the bitter rant when she found out about my first Taiwanese girlfriend).<br />
<br />
What most guys don't realise until they get here is how the <b>baseline</b> for Western women is so incredibly masculine, but in the worst ways. Some local chicks take feminine stereotypes to a ridiculous extreme, but in the main, they're just so much more appealling than Western women.<br />
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To give you a typical example of the irony of how this feedback loop (ie. that Western women are bitchy, so they don't get guys, so they get even more bitter) plays out, here's a scenario from several months back.<br />
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I was out with four of my friends in a bar, and these Taiwanese girls came over and asked us to sit with them. So, we were sitting with them and one of them was getting kind of cosy with my friend, Joe (who is from Ohio). So anyway, she was talking to her friend. There were only two seats left in the bar, so these two white chicks came and sat next to us. Surprisingly, these girls were actually relatively good looking and in decent shape.<br />
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Joe was smoking, so one of them asked him for a light. He casually asked he what her name was, and she just looked right through him. He was like, "okay...".<br />
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So then he asked her where she was from, and instead of just telling him, she said (no doubt trying to score points off the "dumb American") "north of Montana". When Joe admitted he didn't know, and I guessed Alberta, she practically snarled, "Saskatchewan". For fuck's sake, what is this, a geography quiz?<br />
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For his third, and final strike, Joe asked her how long she'd been here, and she replied, "too long".<br />
<br />
So Joe went back to talking to the Taiwanese chick and got her number later. He's now dating some other Taiwanese chick. It happens time and again. Contrast that with how my female Taiwanese friends practically beg me to introduce them to guys, and it's a non-contest.<br />
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Or there's the not uncommon tale of my friend Martin, who picked up a girl in a club and woke up early in the morning to find her cleaning his apartment before she let herself out! Haha. We all said he was living the dream! Haha.<br />
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Okay, a couple of guys I know have kind of psycho girlfriends, but in the main, most of the girls (who are interested in Western men) here are unbelievable. They're cute/hot without looking slutty (yet they're pretty easy to get in the sack), they're usually at least as intelligent as Western girls (the language barrier can be a problem at times, but they're not unintelligent), and they're incredibly sweet in so many ways. What's more, they understand (and really appreciate) that a guy can really treat them like a lady without demeaning them.<br />
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Add to that the fact that the average Taiwanese guy has absolutely zero clues about women and zero personality when talking to them (I call them Jim Morrisons -- come on baby light my fire), and wants some Hello Kitty buying, handbag dog carrying airhead, and it's an absolute paradise. There's a lot that's quite fucked about the culture here, as I've written before, but there's a lot that's even more fucked about Western culture too, and masculine women is a good starting point for explaining a lot of it.<br />
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Now ask me again why Western girls are invisible here. As the stories go, the same situation plays itself out in Latin America, Eastern Europe, etc. for all the same reasons.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>Greatest Comedies</title><description><![CDATA[Anything is the greatest comedy ever if you have the RiffTrax to go along with it.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3433</link></item><item><title>Greatest Comedies</title><description><![CDATA[Having said that, when you get away from the really weird porn, I actually prefer Asian porn to Western porn, although I hate the pixellation.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3433</link></item><item><title>America freedom to fascism</title><description><![CDATA[It seems like a ridiculous notion to argue that the government can't tax you. Of course it can. By the very nature of its existence it can, and will. Without money (taxes), a government wouldn't exist, so of course they're (any branch) is not going to let people off paying tax.<br />
<br />
I just don't get libertarians who are anything less than revolutionary, which is why I don't call myself a libertarian anymore. Either put up or shut, I say. All these fools at sites like the Libertarian Enterprise go on endlessly about how the government is this evil force, yet all they're (seemingly) prepared to do is write articles to the converted.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3440</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[*Sigh*<br />
<br />
I'm glad someone else recognizes this...........]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[This entire site tends to offer advice in/at every sector. If not directly, then by opinion. But I see your point. Not a bad idea.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[Women are from Venus. Men are from Mars. You really can't compare 'em]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[so what do you call a person who bitches about assholes? <img class="smile" src="http://www.thinkattack.com/emoticons/tongue.gif" alt="tongue" title="tongue" /> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>America freedom to fascism</title><description><![CDATA[that same point is made in the movie as well .<br />
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the counterpoint is that the supreme court ruled that the 16th amendment (wich the irs stands on as it's right to tax law) GAVE THE  government no new power to tax. and that the lower courts have disregarded the higher courts precident when ruling on cases after it was handed down. ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3440</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[damn bitchy bitches]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>America freedom to fascism</title><description><![CDATA[My understanding is that the underlying reason that income tax evasion is illegal has to do with judicial precendent, not Constitutional originalism. IOW, there are specific court cases that do give the U.S. government and its acting agents (IRS) the power to tax the populace, and to enforce that taxation. So a person can attempt to duke it out in court, but (unfortunately) the law is on the side of the government.<br />
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SAM - am I way off base here?<br />
<br />
BTW - I despise federal income taxes; I'm libertarian at heart. But my impression of most people who attempt to dodge federal taxes is that they are using the same complicated legal system that granted the Feds the power to tax them in the first place. Civil disobedience, or legal wrangling?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3440</link></item><item><title>Asshole = Bitch</title><description><![CDATA[I found the following quote in an essay about Hillary CLinton, but this isn't realted to her.<br />
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"There's a reason why it's been so easy for men to overlook women's capacity for aggression. As every student of Women's Studies 101 knows, what's called aggression in men is usually trivialized as "bitchiness" in women: Men get angry; women suffer from bouts of inexplicable, hormonally-driven, hostility."<br />
<br />
I hear this all the time from feminists, and I always have the same reaction.<br />
<br />
What in the flying fuck are you talking about?<br />
<br />
Look, I've worked for men that are stubborn, arrogant, loud mouthed men.<br />
<br />
I, nor any of my co-workers, see them as "agressive" or see any of these traits in a good light.<br />
<br />
These men are fucking assholes. That's what ALL of us think.<br />
<br />
If a person of EITHER sex walks around like a bull in a china shop, I don't know of anyone that looks up to those traits.<br />
<br />
One of the most fascinating aspects of some wings of feminism is the celebration and encouragement of women to participate in the absolute WORST traits of some men.<br />
<br />
And then they see that as "empowering".<br />
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No, you are being a bitch, and if you were male, I would refer to you as an asshole.<br />
]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3444</link></item><item><title>New forum</title><description><![CDATA[How about an "advice" forum?<br />
<br />
I thought about this as I wrote what I wrote in slowchat. I didn't want to put it in general, and I didn't want to put it in true stories, so I din't really know where to put it.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=38&amp;id=3443</link></item><item><title>Greatest Comedies</title><description><![CDATA[No, FF, see in Korea, peeing on someone while they vomit in another females mouth is considered high-brow comedy.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3433</link></item><item><title>New Skin</title><description><![CDATA[I like the simple dark bro!]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=46&amp;id=3436</link></item><item><title>Dinosaurs and Vectors</title><description><![CDATA[Nice Mykel. Once again, working in vectors amazes me, as it's 180 degrees from my style. I dig it though, and always like your use of pastel colors, which normally I dislike, but you make it work.<br />
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I think we should work on a project sometime, just because I would love to see how your style (digital, bright colored vector based), and my style (traditionally drawn, comic styled, violent and dark) would look when mixed.<img class="smile" src="http://www.thinkattack.com/emoticons/wink.gif" alt="wink" title="wink" /> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=42&amp;id=3439</link></item><item><title>America freedom to fascism</title><description><![CDATA[I saw this a while ago, kinda liked it, and REALLY liked it when I went and visited my friend and debated this.<br />
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He is a libertarian through and through, and he works as a corprate tax dude for some big financial institution. It's all gobbledygook to me, so I don't even understand exactly what he does.<br />
<br />
This is how it started....<br />
<br />
"Hey, Adam, did you know there's no such thing as a personal income tax according to the constitution?"<br />
<br />
"Oh fuck, not this shit again......." and he proceeded to talk to me like I was a retarded four year old (like my wife does as well). I sat there smiling, and when he was done, I simply answered, "well, there's no such thing, sorry bro, your job is built upon a farce."<br />
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I spent the next hour and a half getting him all worked up about this, as he claimed it is nothing but bullshit, and now we have to sit down together to watch this again sometime.<br />
<br />
See, I'm an asshole to my friends in real life as well, not just on here.<img class="smile" src="http://www.thinkattack.com/emoticons/wink.gif" alt="wink" title="wink" /> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3440</link></item><item><title>Greatest Comedies</title><description><![CDATA[<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr /><b><a href="http://www.thinkattack.com/members.php?id=87" rel="external">Mykel</a> #12 @Fri, 05-09-08, 05:38AM</b><br />
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you should see all the romantic comedies Korea puts out.<hr /></div><br />
<br />
 those are called porn]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3433</link></item><item><title>406 Error: Not Acceptable</title><description><![CDATA[Slak - I dont believe this is a TA bug, but maybe there's a fix.<br />
<br />
Fukkin around with the internet browser on my ps3, I checked out a few sites to test it out. When I tried TA, it gave me the 406 (which i didnt hear of until now.)<br />
<br />
The main reason I mention this is that this is the only site that happened with.<br />
<br />
Weird yo.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=16&amp;id=3442</link></item><item><title>give me liberty</title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://givemeliberty.org/" rel="external">http://givemeliberty.org/</a> <br />
<br />
<br />
what do y'all think?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3441</link></item><item><title>America freedom to fascism</title><description><![CDATA[so i got this thing on earth day from some very libertarian minded people and havent had a chance to watch it till today.  It begins talking about  the 16th amendment and the establishment of the personal income tax, and shortly after the federal reserve, loads of commentary from former IRS agents and a  juror who helped aquit a man who refused to file income taxes. they talk with a numberof lawyers and a few authors and it seems there is no law requiring people to pay personal income tax. They go on to make a pretty good case against the fed and the irs in general and explain how these taxes and the existance of the fed have eroded american freedom. All in all a pretty good documentary. Like most things with a political bent it has me all fired up and wanting to tear the whole damn system down.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3440</link></item><item><title>Dinosaurs and Vectors</title><description><![CDATA[In an attempt to improve my skills with Adobe Illustrator I have been creating a series of illustrations featuring a large dinosaur.<br />
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Here are some of the stuff I have so far: <a href="http://mykel.deviantart.com/gallery/#Vectorsaurus" rel="external">http://mykel.deviantart.com/ga llery/#Vectorsaurus</a> <br />
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Thanks for looking!]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=42&amp;id=3439</link></item><item><title>even more bread</title><description><![CDATA[just another simple variation on  ye old bread recipie.  <br />
<br />
3 cups water <br />
6 cups white flour<br />
1 and 1/2 apples diced <br />
2 Tablespoons of cinamon <br />
a pinch of sugar <br />
2 tablespoons bakers yeast<br />
<br />
blend all together in mixer<br />
<br />
mold into one large round <br />
cover with towel <br />
proof for 20 min <br />
divide into desired sizes <br />
remold to desired shapes ( loaf round roll....)<br />
cover with towel <br />
proof for 15 min<br />
preheat oven to 350 <br />
bake for 45 min <br />
let cool <br />
eat.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3438</link></item><item><title>How do you feel about food bans?</title><description><![CDATA[How do you feel about food bans? <br />
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absinthe, horse meat, raw milk,trans fat,high fructose corn syrup, etc.   ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3437</link></item><item><title>New Skin</title><description><![CDATA[i just finished the skin i had been working on... let me know if there are any bugs. it is now available under the "skins" links as "SimpleBlue".<br />
<br />
if you were already using it from my posts in SC, you may want to clear your browser cache to make sure it has the latest CSS file.<br />
<br />
i also removed some of the older skins. if i removed any that you folks want back, just let me know and i'll put them back. i didn't delete any files, i just removed them from the menu options.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=46&amp;id=3436</link></item><item><title>Screen Resolutions</title><description><![CDATA[What is your current screen resolution?<br />
<br />
On my desktop I use 1600x1200 and on my laptop 1280x800.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=36&amp;id=3435</link></item><item><title>Travel Map</title><description><![CDATA[OK, so I wanted to expand on <a href="http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&id=3430" rel="external">Flip's post</a>, so I tweaked this little doohickey so we could steal it and use it on TA...<br />
<br />
First, <a href="http://www.travbuddy.com/world-travel-map" rel="external">go here</a>, fill out the form, and hit submit. Then, you will be on a page displaying your map. In the URL in your address bar, there will be a numerical code at the end. Copy it to your clipboard and paste it here between an opening and closing square-bracket "map" tag.<div class="code"><span class="small">[.map]2959842[/map]</span></div> <span class="small">(remove the period in the opening tag)</span> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3434</link></item><item><title>Greatest Comedies</title><description><![CDATA[Ones that make me laugh no matter how many times I see them....<br />
<br />
-Hot Shots. Bridges kicked ass in this film.<br />
<br />
 "Gentlemen, at 0800 hours we strike the enemy toast, we'll..."<br />
<br />
"Ah, that's the enemy COAST sir."<br />
<br />
"What coast? Are you sure? Ah well, it'll just take a little more planning."<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
-Naked Gun. "Sexual assault with a concrete dildo!"<br />
<br />
-Airplane. <br />
<br />
For non -Zucker films<br />
<br />
-Super Troopers  "shenanigans"<br />
<br />
-Kentucky Fried Movie. Oooops, sorry, still Zucker related<br />
<br />
And the single funiest movie EVER....<br />
<br />
-Dumb and Dumber. I can say with 100% honesty that not a day has gone by in the last ten plus years that I haven't uttered at least one line form this film, only to have it picked up on by someone else. Seriously, I think I may know the script by heart.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3433</link></item><item><title>gun free zone debate</title><description><![CDATA[the debate about how to stop mas shootings still goes on and now a very smart man says to the powers that be what he has been saying on his syndicated radio show for years now. I tend to agree with the fella what is your 2 cents?<br />
<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr />End the "Gun Free" Killing Zones says National Firearms Authority<br />
<br />
BATON ROUGE, LA -- Calling college campuses "killing zones" because they prevent licensed adults from carrying firearms for protection, a national firearms authority called on the Louisiana Legislature to examine the positive record of other states and remove the restrictions which require university students in the Bayou State to be helpless victims of crime.<br />
<br />
"Don't sacrifice students out of ignorance," said Tom Gresham in his testimony before the Louisiana House Criminal Justice Committee on Thursday. Gresham is the host of "Tom Gresham's Gun Talk," a nationally-syndicated radio talk show, creator and host of "Personal Defense TV" television series, and lives in northern Louisiana. "The track record is clear -- honest people with guns have stopped school shootings. There is no reason to wonder what would happen if we allow licensed adults to carry on campus. We already know. Adults with carry permits behave well, and they stop crime."<br />
<br />
"When you hear someone crying that there will be accidents, or irresponsible behavior, or 'blood in the streets,'" said Gresham, "you are listening to the equivalent of the 'Flat Earth Society.' We already have the data, and the facts show that those with permits are 100 times more likely to obey the law than the average citizen walking down the street."<br />
<br />
Gresham also addressed claims by various police agencies which oppose removing the restriction on carrying guns on campus.<br />
<br />
"Any agency which says, as some have, that they would shoot anyone with a gun if they got a report of a shooting on campus should be shut down until they can get remedial training. Hundreds of thousands of Louisiana residents legally carry guns in their cars and tens of thousands are licensed to carry guns on their persons. It is the height of irresponsibility for any law enforcement officer to say he or she would shoot someone with a gun without determining if that person is a threat. Every person with a carry permit knows better than that."<br />
<br />
The record is clear. The U.S. Justice Department says that as a conservative number, there are at least 1.5 million defensive gun uses in the U.S. each year. Honest people with guns save lives.<br />
<br />
"This is not new ground. The state of Utah allows adults with permits to carry guns on campuses," Gresham continued, "and they report no problems. Remember that the people we are talking about already carry their guns responsibly off campus. It defies reason to think that stepping onto a college or university campus would change that behavior."<br />
<br />
"We are talking about adults, here," said Gresham. "To get the permit, a person must be 21 years old, can not have a felony conviction, can not have a domestic violence conviction, can not be under a restraining order, must be fingerprinted, must have a background check done, must be photographed, must take a training class, and must pay upward of $200 for the class and the application. Criminals do not go through this process -- but the criminals do ignore the so-called 'Gun Free Zone' signs and prey on students and faculty."<br />
<br />
School shootings in Virginia and Mississippi have been stopped by students and faculty who used their own firearms, and did not have to fire a shot. Lives were saved. Mall and church shootings have been stopped by licensed citizens using their own guns to save lives.<br />
<br />
"How do you stop someone who is shooting up a school?," asked Gresham. "Someone with a gun shows up. The question to ask is this. If it is your son or daughter in the class, and someone is shooting people, do you want to wait the five or ten minutes for the police, or would you like for a trained adult to put a stop to it in seconds?"<br />
<br />
"Remember," said Gresham, "When seconds count, the police are only minutes away."<br />
<br />
 <hr /></div>]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3432</link></item><item><title>Forgotten Kisses</title><description><![CDATA[<br />
<br />
 They're like one of my favorite cookie recipes ever. Me friend's mam always makes them--year round, and they're so cute. A lot of people associate them with the wistfulness of Valentine's Day, but I appreciate the longing and cuteness of them all year. <br />
<br />
<br />
Forgotten KISSES Cookies<br />
Ingredients:<br />
<br />
 * 30 HERSHEY'S KISSES Brand Milk Chocolates<br />
    * 2 egg whites<br />
    * 1/8 teaspoon cream of tartar<br />
    * 1/8 teaspoon salt<br />
    * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract<br />
    * 2/3 cup sugar<br />
<br />
Directions:<br />
1. Heat oven to 375°F. Grease cookie sheet. Remove wrappers from chocolates.<br />
<br />
2. Beat egg whites with cream of tartar, salt and vanilla in medium bowl until soft peaks form. Gradually add sugar, one tablespoon at a time, beating 4 to 5 minutes or until stiff peaks form, mixture is glossy and sugar is dissolved.<br />
<br />
3. Drop meringue by half teaspoons onto prepared cookie sheet; top with chocolate. Cover chocolate with small teaspoon meringue, making certain to completely cover chocolate. Place cookies in hot oven. Turn off oven and allow cookies to remain overnight or until oven has cooled completely. About 30 cookies.<br />
<br />
]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3431</link></item><item><title>where were you born? How far from there do you live now</title><description><![CDATA[where were you born? How far from there do you live now?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3430</link></item><item><title>Greatest Horror Movies</title><description><![CDATA[So, what are they?<br />
<br />
Some of mine...<br />
<br />
-The Thing (John Carpenter version) Simply the best paranoid driven film I've ever seen. I've seen this about 50 plus times, and still fucking love it. BEST. ENDING. EVER.<br />
<br />
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1975 version). Classic.<br />
<br />
-John Carpenter's Halloween. There would be no slasher genre without this. Whether that's good or bad is up to you.<br />
<br />
-Return of the living Dead. Greatest horror comedy ever. Sorry Shawn of the Dead, you get a close second. Linnea Quigly naked through the whole film, shaved cooter and all (even if it is a prosthetic in the close ups), made me the man I am today. Whether that's good or bad is up to you.<br />
<br />
<br />
-Pin. Probably one of the most overlooked horror films, that is AWESOME. Not graphic, but a great study of psychology and building tension. Reminds me of something Hitchcock may have made.<br />
<br />
-Redneck Zombies. A Troma movie that is not just low budget, but no budget. It's a HORRIBLE film, but intentionally so. This is a great film for drinking with the guys. We have a built in drinking game for it. Whenever "Drinking Guy" drinks, you drink.  Who is "Drinking Guy"? Some chubby, moustached dude that is in the background of every scene, yet has no lines, but drinks beer or liquor in EVERY scene. You will get wasted.<br />
<br />
]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3429</link></item><item><title>BBC comedy</title><description><![CDATA[I love the following recent BBC comedy programs:<br />
The Office<br />
The IT Crowd<br />
Snuff Box<br />
Extras<br />
Black's Books<br />
<br />
There are older ones I like as well (Young Ones, black adder, Mr Bean, and of course Python.)  But what I want to ask is are there more modern BBC shows that I might like?  I tried two pints for one episode; but found it unfunny (maybe the jokes were too british.)  Are there any others?]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=31&amp;id=3428</link></item><item><title>Lil horror comic I made</title><description><![CDATA[A little four page horror comic I made for a horror mag. Just have it on deviantart now, till I update my site. It's the same story as the lame ass horror movie we made before.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://drpayne.deviantart.com/art/quot-The-Party-quot-page-1-84385730" rel="external">Page 1</a> <br />
<br />
<a href="http://drpayne.deviantart.com/art/quot-The-Party-quot-Page-2-84385958" rel="external">Page 2</a> <br />
<br />
<a href="http://drpayne.deviantart.com/art/quot-The-Party-quot-Page-3-84386175" rel="external">Page 3</a> <br />
<br />
<a href="http://drpayne.deviantart.com/art/quot-The-Party-quot-Page-4-84386415" rel="external">Page 4</a> <br />
<br />
I'm not happy with the script, nor lettering that much, but that's not my strong point anywho.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=42&amp;id=3427</link></item><item><title>Favorite pron stars</title><description><![CDATA[A'ight, who are your favorite porn stars of alltime, new or old school.<br />
<br />
GO !!!!!<br />
<br />
1. Tori Wells (my first porn star when I found my dad's stash o tapes!)<br />
<br />
2. Debi Diamond (sweet mama, talk about a woman that loved her job)<br />
<br />
3. Jordan Capri (so cute, so innocent looking)<br />
<br />
4. Raven Riley (just plain hot)]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=37&amp;id=3425</link></item><item><title>Educating voters.</title><description><![CDATA[FLip brought up something in slowchat I've discussed with friends in the past, and was curious what some of you all thought.<br />
<br />
We have a seriously undereducated electorate in this country. I don't think anyone would argue that.<br />
<br />
Should there be SOME sort of qualifying test for voting in elections?<br />
<br />
If so what would you base it on?<br />
<br />
I understand the current legality at issue here, but how do you balance the constitutionally granted right of ALL Americans to vote, with the fact that some Americans probably shouldn't vote?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Shorbe bomb in 3.....2....1........<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<img class="smile" src="http://www.thinkattack.com/emoticons/tongue.gif" alt="tongue" title="tongue" /> ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3424</link></item><item><title>Favorite Channels</title><description><![CDATA[Discovery HD<br />
Discovery Theater HD<br />
Science Channel HD<br />
History Channel HD<br />
G4]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=31&amp;id=3423</link></item><item><title>local brewery</title><description><![CDATA[who has a decent brewery near their home? I would hope everyone so by a show of links and or photos lets see em]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3422</link></item><item><title>Exploitation Films</title><description><![CDATA[I am thinking about starting a collection of these types of films to go along with my kung fu collection, anyone have any suggestions or have any favorites if you're a fan of this genre?<br />
<br />
Thank you.<br />
<br />
So far on my list to collect:<br />
Foxy Brown<br />
Sasori 701 series (Female Prisoner Scorpion 701 *international title*)]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=30&amp;id=3415</link></item><item><title>Constantines.</title><description><![CDATA[<div class="center"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/30yEWwQEYIk" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/30yEWwQEYIk" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"></embed></object></div> <br />
<br />
These guys have a new album coming out this week.<br />
<br />
One of the best Cdn bands on the scene right now.  ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=33&amp;id=3414</link></item><item><title>Bang Camaro</title><description><![CDATA[From Wiki:<br />
<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr />The band is composed of a bassist, a drummer, three guitarists, a keyboardist, and anywhere from ten to fifteen vocalists comprising a full choir of lead singers. The band's music is somewhat similar in style to '80s metal and glam rock. The basic song structure employed by the band does away with traditional verses in order to highlight catchy choruses and integrate as many guitar solos as possible.<hr /></div><br />
<br />
Seriously, its great background music. Nothing I'd pay to see, but I was more than happy to be an internet pirate and find their buried treasure.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=33&amp;id=3404</link></item><item><title>love the DEQ</title><description><![CDATA[<br />
Montcalm County<br />
<br />
Dear Mr. DeVries:<br />
<br />
It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality<br />
that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:<br />
<br />
Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files show that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Compiled Laws, annotated.<br />
<br />
The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially<br />
failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel.<br />
<br />
All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2005.<br />
Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that<br />
a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to<br />
comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.<br />
<br />
We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter.<br />
<br />
Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.<br />
<br />
Sincerely,<br />
David L. Price<br />
District Representative, Land and Water Management Division<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
This is the actual response sent back:<br />
<br />
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Montcalm County.<br />
<br />
Dear Mr. Price,<br />
<br />
Your certified letter dated 12/17/04 has been handed to me to respond in regarding to the above mentioned file.<br />
<br />
I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget, Pierson,<br />
Michigan.<br />
<br />
A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of<br />
constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of nature's building materials "debris." I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic.<br />
<br />
As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must<br />
first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam<br />
activity.<br />
<br />
My first dam question to you is:<br />
<br />
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers... or<br />
<br />
(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said<br />
dam request?<br />
<br />
If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through<br />
The Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Ac t, Act451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Michigan Co impiled Laws, annotated.<br />
<br />
I have several concerns. My first concern is... aren't the beavers<br />
entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially<br />
destitute and are unable to pay for said representation, so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event causing flooding is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.<br />
<br />
If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please<br />
contact the beavers, but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously<br />
did not pay any attention to your dam letter... they being unable to read<br />
English. In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to<br />
build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is<br />
green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond.<br />
<br />
If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams). So, as far as the beavers and I are<br />
concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2005? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to harass them then.<br />
<br />
In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention a real environmental quality (health) problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! (The bears are not careful where they dump!) Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.<br />
<br />
Thank You, Ryan DeVries & The Dam Beavers]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3401</link></item><item><title>Yet Another Reason Why the U.N. Should Not Be Taken Ser</title><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080328/ap_on_re_eu/un_rights_council" rel="external">Article.</a><br />
<br />
What an oxymoron, a supposed Human Rights Council that is dominated by countries with some of the worst human rights records. Likewise, what a joke talking about religious defamation from a bunch of countries and a religion that often outlaws (and punishes with death) proselytising, and seeks to essentially destroy another religion (Judaism).<br />
<br />
It really is time that the U.N. ceased to exist. It can't be inclusive without letting these arse-clowns have a seat at the table, but to do so makes a mockery of all that is sensible and decent. Seriously, a country like Canada may not be perfect, but to have Saudi Arabia (or China for that matter) sitting at the same table, with an equal voice, on this issue is a complete farce.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3395</link></item><item><title>Montezumas favorite drink</title><description><![CDATA[5 tablespoons of raw cacao ground to powder<br />
8 ounces cold water<br />
5 grams of psilocyben dried and powderized with the cacao<br />
<br />
blend together with a blender or shake in a mason jar. Let sit over night. Shake again. ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=28&amp;id=3392</link></item><item><title>Where do you line up on the national parks usage issue?</title><description><![CDATA[Do you feel they should be for the enjoyment of humans or the preservation of animals? <br />
Should all the various groups find some balance even if that is detrimental to the park itself or  the wildlife? <br />
Is there an answer that is fair or should that matter? <br />
In other words should the off-roaders get a section and the environmentalists get another section?<br />
How is either groups desire fair to the other?  ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3390</link></item><item><title>should convicts who have served their time be allowed t</title><description><![CDATA[should convicts who have served their time be allowed to vote ?<br />
<br />
<br />
]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3384</link></item><item><title>Day Tripper.</title><description><![CDATA[<<a href="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/ltdunltd/IMG_0962.jpg" title="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/ltdunltd/IMG_0962.jpg" rel="external">pic</a>><br />
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------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -----<br />
                               Love, abuse, and obsession.<br />
<br />
 	I used to find myself wondering what was wrong with my head sometimes. I mean I had heard about people abusing their girlfriends and wondered how people could even do something so horrible, until I became an abuser. It’s not the greatest title to have, and not the greatest feeling to have knowing that you have completely shattered someone’s self respect and they will never be the same. <br />
<br />
It started back when I was in the 9th grade in 2003. I met this girl named Tara, you could tell she didn’t have much self esteem seeing how she walked with a slump, and always looked to the ground. She was quite plump, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a cute little smile that at the time I thought was heart warming. She had huge breast which to a thirteen year old was great. It was amazing to see a girl with a double D cup bra that was my age. We started out as mutual friends, talking and passing notes joking around at school until our friend Tyler got us to go on a date together. After that we ended up going steady. We were a really happy fun couple until, certain events started to happen.<br />
<br />
	I remember the first time Tara pissed me off to where my words got the best of me. I was staying at my grandma’s house for the summer of 2004, in a shitty little town called farmland. It was filled with nothing but small town kids who thought they we’re gangsters, and old hick racists, that hated that fact that I was of a mixed race. I met me a girl up there. Her name was Whitney, she was beautiful, freckles, lots of confidence and she was also kind of plump which I liked. I loved kissing her too, her lips were so soft every time we kissed I instantly got an erection. <br />
<br />
<br />
The same day I met her I got a call from Tara that night, I was out with Whitney so my grandmother left the message for me that it was urgent. I called Tara back, and she told me that she had gone to our friend Tyler’s birthday party, and she seen an old boyfriend she hadn’t seen in a long time. Already my blood started to boil, the more she kept pausing after she said something made me want to jump out of my skin. She proceeded to tell that they gave each other a hug, and after that they kissed, not once but twice. Now instead of me explaining that I had just done the same thing, I let her have it. “You’re a worthless fucking whore you should be fucking glad that I am even dating you, you fat piece of shit, and you would go and do something like this, I hope you fucking choke on a fucking hamburger you fat nasty stretch mark infested bitch,” I screamed. And from then on I wasn’t the same.  I wasn’t nice lovable joking David. Even though I had cheated on her the same day, I didn’t see that I was wrong, nothing in my mind was wrong, but I wasn’t allowed to be done wrong.<br />
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Things ended up getting better after awhile, I eventually got over it, but Tara continued to find little things to do to piss me off. I remember the first time I tried to just get away from her and try to find someone else. It was the summer of 2005, I finally decided after countless screaming arguments with Tara that I would just break up with her, and find someone new to date, not knowing that would be the hardest thing I would ever do. At the time I thought I was in love with her but now I realized that I was just obsessed. I proceeded to break up with her over the phone so I didn’t have to witness the crying and other bullshit, but o boy did I enjoy the sounds of her whimpers. Sometimes I thought I was going crazy knowing I enjoyed things like this. I finally got her to back off. It was very hard because she at the time also thought that she loved me. So knowing a newly singled man I was ready to go wild, have sex with a bunch of girls, and party. Which I pretty much did the same thing when I was dating her. <br />
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                    My first attempts of finding girls was getting on the MITS bus and going around to different places because I didn’t have a car at the time so that was my only means of transportation. I tried and tried but it was hard. Finally I got on the Burlington bus going to my grandma’s new house that was on the Southside of town and sat and started random conversations with random passengers on the bus so I wouldn’t be bored. Her name was Delonda. She was a very pretty black girl. She was pretty big but held her weight good and with confidence. She was very nice, and you could tell she had a good soul. She reminded me of those old black church ladies, that are extremely nice and all about praising the lord. I talked to her about things that were going in my life and it just seemed like she listened, like she actually cared. I thought she was going to be the next girl I was going to date. I was getting close to my stop so I kissed her good bye her lips were soft and made me very aroused at the touch.<br />
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	I got to my stop and proceeded on to my grandma’s house thinking about how happy I am going to be now, and then get a call from Tara. She proceeds to tell me that she has met a new guy. She was staying in Gaston which is a town full of perverts and guys that just would probably fuck an animal if it came on to them. She tells me that they have been dating for two weeks, and they have kissed and she has already pretty much put her mind on him and forgot about me. That tore me up inside. I was jealous even though I had no room to be. I have only known her as my girl, and now some other guy is sticking his tongue in the mouth that my tongue and penis has been in. I wanted to kill him. I told her that we could be back together just leave that guy, but she stood her ground and wouldn’t leave him. <br />
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                 I tried everything, but nothing worked until one day that I needed a ride somewhere that was not in the bus route. The only person I could think of was Tara’s grandma. For some reason she had taken a liking to me and we still talked. She came to get me but she had someone in the car with her. It was Tara. Even worse she was wearing the outfit that I had bought her during my days of not wanting to strangle the living shit out of her. A red fairly tight shirt tight enough to show you that she had some big boobs, and some stretch fit jeans that shown off what figure she had. We we’re in the country because at the time I was living with my aunt and uncle who lived on a farm do to problems in my home. Seeing Tara made me completely forget about Delonda and only made me remember how upset I was about her being with someone else. <br />
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	After being in the car for about five minutes we stopped at a stop sign, I opened the car door and just got out. I couldn’t deal with the stress, already we we’re a ways away from my Uncles house and I didn’t know the country all that well, but I was just going to walk my way to town. Tara insists on getting out and talking to me, I finally agree after a short whiny argument explaining I want nothing to do with her, and we tell her grandma to go ahead so we could talk.<br />
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	We start talking and the only think I wanted to do was to get her back with me. I tried everything even the “I would change” bit. Anything you can think of I tried. No matter how much I really knew I didn’t want to be with her, I didn’t want her with anyone else. No matter what I did she still wouldn’t budge. I kept getting more upset and more upset that she wouldn’t leave him for me, that I snapped. I couldn’t get what I wanted so I lost it. I cocked my hand back and blasted her in the temple and eye with a open palm slab with the butt of my hand knocking her to the ground. The only thing I was thinking was: “What the hell have I done?” She laid there and did nothing but cry, now definitely not wanting anything to do with me. I known I had done wrong but now all I had wanted to do was hurt her like this again, and again, and again. I loved to hear her cry, especially when it was over me. Knowing that I had made her cry made me feel powerful. After a couple more punches and words, I finally broke her, she told me she will get back with me if I would just stop. Her grandma finally met back up with us, and we ended up just driving back to my Uncles. Tara and I just went back up to my room and talked a little more, but I kept getting more mad and more mad, She wouldn’t call and break up with him, so it just built my rage even more. I wanted her to do what I said. I was her master. I lost it once again and starting head butting her and kicking her in the knees, and pinching her everywhere that I could think would be the most sensitive, and hurt the most.<br />
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	I eventually got what I wanted and I was happy. But me putting my hands on her didn’t stop. It just kept getting worse. It got to the point that every time she would say something shitty to me I would take her outside of wherever we were and punch her in the stomach her smack her in the face, and even once I grabbed her by her neck and threw her to the ground and kick her in the stomach multiple times. It finally got to the point where I just realized I was an evil person, not just to her but my family, I treated them all like shit, I never hit them but I just used them, and if I didn’t get my way I would blow up. I guess you could say I was a little spoiled. <br />
	I ended up getting placed into the Youth Opportunity Center, after getting in trouble so much in school, and constantly getting the police called on me at home. The Y.O.C. wasn’t as bad was people said it was, but still I didn’t have my freedom. In there I finally realized that I was in fact a dumbass. All the other kids we’re the same. Spoiled, and thought they we’re tough and they didn’t have to listen to authority. Watching them make fools of themselves throwing temper tantrums made me want to change my ways. I started to do better in school, I calmed my act down, and I wanted to start over in my life. <br />
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                After 6 months of being in there, I was released, It was my time to prove to everyone that I had changed. I talked to Tara again, which we we’re still dating the time I was still in here. I found out that she had cheated on me while I was in their. Even though it did make me upset, I understood, and I just told her that I didn’t want to be with her anymore. But what I didn’t expect was that she wasn’t going to let me go that easy. She threatened telling the police I raped her, and beat her. I didn’t rape her but I did physically assault her.<br />
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	We got to the time in our life as seniors in high school that we needed to take our SAT’s. Somehow Tara figured out when I was taking mine which was on October 14th, and she registered for the same day. I was very nervous sitting there thinking that something bad was going to happen. I walked into the testing room, nervous shaking, I know she was going to start a scene when I seen her. Luckily she wasn’t in my testing room. <br />
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                  I finally got through the long 4 hour test, and walked out of the testing room hoping I did good, walked down the hallway, and down the stairs. And there I was staring Tara in the eyes, She started to walk up with me sobbing with a bitchy look trying to get what she thought she deserved which was me. She didn’t deserve me, nobody deserved to have me, and I mean I know I had changed but I didn’t know for how long it would last being outside of the Y.O.C. I saw Delonda which was pretty funny that I ran to her. I tried to talk her into beating up Tara for me, which she didn’t, but Tara didn’t want to stick around to see what she would do so she called me a fucking pussy and walked away from me. I just kind of looked at Delonda and walked away. I walked to the south parking lot doors thought for a minute about where my life was going to lead me. I started to think that I was going to go no where in life, no matter what the SAT’s said I just felt like I was going to be a failure in life.<br />
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	I continued and walked out side the doors, and I seen a girl. From the back she looked pretty cute but the closer I got to her I almost had thought that I had falled in love. I almost felt like a creep, because I couldn’t help myself starring into her adorable little milk dude eyes. She was beautiful. More beautiful than any girl I have ever seen. She was a brunette, brown skin really petite about 5”2, had the most adorable chubby belly, and her hands we so small. They looked like they had to of been switched from a small child’s. Her hair was pulled back in a tight pony tail. Usually I don’t like girls in with ponytails, but she was different it seemed that no matter what she could possibly do, she would still be beautiful. I walked up to her nervously and decided to make small talk. Asking her if she thought she did well, what school she went too, and what her name was. Her name was Tina Butler. I later asked if she had a MySpace. She said that he had one, but before I could say anymore her sister had picked her up. <br />
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                 Later when I got home I looked her up on MySpace, messaged her got her phone number, called her, and talked to her forever. I mean I don’t really believe in soul mates, but I do believe that this girl was made for me, we were made for each other, we both had rough pasts, and had bad relationships. We ended up going to prom together, and just stayed a great couple, no abuse, no major psychotic arguing, I mean we had our couple arguments here and there but nothing major. We now have been in a relationship for a year and 2 months, we live together, pay bills together and our proud owners of a cat named Josephina. I never really thought I would ever have anything good, but now I do have something good. And the greatest thing is I appreciate it.<br />
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               In conclusion to this story, I have realized that there is a major line between love and obsession. What Tara and I had is obsession, because I really didn’t like her I was just obsessed with her and all I wanted to do was control her. With Tina and I it almost seems like she is not just my girlfriend she is my best friend. We laugh, and play games together, at any day I would give up hanging out with my friends happily to hand out with Tina. She has done things to piss me off before, but every time I look into those adorable eyes, I can’t be mad at her. She is my life, and someday I want her to be my wife. I am glad my life has turned out the way it has, and for once in my life I am looking forward to my own future.<br />
]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3372</link></item><item><title>no touch policy</title><description><![CDATA[the following was forwarded to me by a part time news hound friend <br />
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<div class="quote"><b>Quote:</b><hr /><br />
I'm sure by now most of you are familiar with Whole Foods Market. The<br />
growing grocery chain remains a champion of organic and natural foods<br />
movement, and its many aisles are stocked with the foods that are just what<br />
your body needs for good health (and a bunch of soy-based junk food that<br />
will be the death of you?). But soy isn't the only area that they're<br />
lacking a little common sense.<br />
<br />
A few weeks ago, Whole Foods Market fired one of its employees because he<br />
tried to stop a shoplifter. Believe it or not, John Schultz of Ann Arbor,<br />
Michigan claims he was fired because he violated a company policy that<br />
prohibits employees from physically touching customers. He says that this<br />
policy has been enforced even though the customer he "physically touched"<br />
was carrying a bag of stolen goods?and was not even on the company<br />
property.<br />
<br />
You read that right. Whole Foods Market would rather fire their<br />
well-meaning employee than risk legal action from the would-be shoplifter<br />
that the employee tried to stop. If you have a problem with this, you can<br />
thank your local chapter of the American Bar Association, because this<br />
story has corporate "asset protection" written all over it.<br />
<br />
The story goes like this: Schultz says he had just punched out for a break<br />
one evening when he heard a commotion at the front of the store. Being a<br />
good employee, he rushed to the aid of a store manager who had yelled for<br />
help. Schultz, the manager, and another employee were then able to corner<br />
the would-be shoplifter in the store's parking lot. When the shoplifter<br />
went to escape, Schultz chased him down and held him, saying he was making<br />
a citizen's arrest until the police arrived.<br />
<br />
Here's where the story gets odd. The manager ran up to Schultz and his<br />
quarry. But instead of telling Schultz he'd done a good job, the manager<br />
told him to release the shoplifter. Schultz complied and, naturally, the<br />
shoplifter ran off, escaping into the night.<br />
<br />
The next day ? Christmas Eve, no less! ? Schultz was called into the<br />
manager's office and informed that he was fired for violating the company's<br />
"no physical contact" policy. Whole Foods Market is unapologetic about<br />
their action. According to Kate Klotz, a Whole Foods Market spokesperson,<br />
"The fact that [Schultz] touched [the shoplifter], period, is means for<br />
termination."<br />
<br />
The fact that Schultz acted as a private citizen on property that didn't<br />
belong to Whole Foods didn't matter one iota to the ever-reasonable Ms.<br />
Klotz. "He is still considered an employee of Whole Foods Market regardless<br />
of where he was and what was happening," she said. If that last statement<br />
makes one lick of sense to you in light of the details of the incident, be<br />
sure to email me and explain how, 'cause I'm baffled.<br />
<br />
The result? Whole Foods Market is out about $346 worth of food and other<br />
products, and one employee who'd been there for FIVE YEARS. Of course, the<br />
shoplifter was never caught.<hr /></div><br />
<br />
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It is no secret among shoplifters that several large chain store, borders Barnes and noble and whole foods among them  have a no chase policy regarding shoplifters. Wich i suppose makes some sense in avoiding liability for untrained staff injuring or being injured trying to apprehend would be thieves. But in this case it seems that the store manager was in violation of that policy and then fired his employee for violating another "no touch" policy. <br />
To me this just seems wrong, what was Mr managment going to do if he could have caught the shoplifter? <br />
A company policy to  not touch customers seems fundamentaly flawed in three ways. <br />
<br />
1. no handshakes no stopping a kid from running behind the meat or deli counter. Makes more sense to allow them to be back where we keeep sharp things off the floor.<br />
<br />
2. if they have a customer slip and fall they are not supposed to help them up ? no citizen cpr? that would play well in the evening news "mrs jones died today in the cereal isle because the stock boy was afraid to be fired for helping her now sports"<br />
<br />
3 if the shoplifter didnt buy anything he was not a customer so the rule seems to have been unfairly applied<br />
<br />
ok some one else weigh in ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3365</link></item><item><title>Does sex get better as you get older?</title><description><![CDATA[I was always wondering if sex got better as you got older. Or does it get kind of old. I mean are old people having secret intamite sex lives? Or are they as get as horny as...well.. they look? ]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=37&amp;id=3364</link></item><item><title>I want to see all of you</title><description><![CDATA[I want to see your lovely faces.  I'll go first.<br />
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Me wasted on Halloween this year.<br />
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YOUR TURN!]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3311</link></item><item><title>LOL Wot?</title><description><![CDATA[<div class="center"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="400" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://s2.supload.com/files/default/FLURL-dot-com-255352_hi.swf "><param name="quality" value="high"><embed src="http://s2.supload.com/files/default/FLURL-dot-com-255352_hi.swf " quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300"></embed></object></div>]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=22&amp;id=3258</link></item><item><title>Where was the worst place you ever lived?</title><description><![CDATA[Where was the worst place you ever lived?  (and where was the best?)<br />
<br />
I am actually trying to remember which was the worst, and yet which was the best.  Was it living way beyond my means? or the roaches dropping off my ceiling onto my bed?<br />
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]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=47&amp;id=3170</link></item><item><title>Nine Inch Nails</title><description><![CDATA[Any chance of a musical career for me was ended with a broken hand while in the military but I can still sing and read music and I appreciate quality composition when I hear it.<br />
<br />
A lot of the music of the last 20 years disappoints me but a few groups redeem my faith in original compositions.<br />
<br />
Trent Reznor stands out for me. The man is an artist.<br />
<br />
I stood in line in a snowstorm last week and was #7 in line for tickets to his February 28 concert. I got fantastic seats. I am psyched.<br />
<br />
I haven't enjoyed a group this much since the Beatles, the Doors and Pink Floyd.<br />
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I love The Collector.]]></description><link>http://www.thinkattack.com/forum.php?forum=33&amp;id=2737</link></item></channel></rss>